i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
how to cook rice: 1. put random amount of rice and water in a pot 2. have sex on the kitchen floor. when you are done having sex the rice is ready
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
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