One girl and one boy is just not enough.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
she just totaled her parents new car because there was a bee in the car. So she crashed into a light pole to kill it.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
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