if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
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I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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