is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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