Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
40s are totally the cure
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
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