We're facebook friends in real life
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
As long as you're not dating white guys again.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
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i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
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Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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