Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I really thought I'd be the only alcoholic drinking alone in my car at noon in the Lowe's parking lot. Passed out dude in the car next to me begs to differ.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
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