i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
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Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
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I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Definitely the only person to buy 2 handles a 2 bottles of champagne & 3 thirties while wearing a fanny pack
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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