I got otter pops to cool the beers, it's an all around better idea.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
My vagina is officially offended.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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