It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
I feel like I just tasted lung cancer.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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