Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Woke up next to a half eaten California burrito. It was tucked in.
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
We have so much sex to catch up on
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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