Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
I'm never drinking again. I saw way more penises than I ever cared to see last night. And I've decided that I'm going to live in Scotland.
I need an explanation for both of these epiphanies.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
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