And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
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whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
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I made weed fried chicken. What have you done today?
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Think I was still drunk when I woke up cause I went and bought a mandolin
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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