the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
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With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to