i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
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He said he wanted to have kids with me so they could grow up to be professional linebackers. Not. A. Complient.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
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Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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