I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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