i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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