So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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