Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Today is a good day to get high. It's easy to blame the glazed-over look in my eye on my new contacts
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
God knew I'd have horrible taste in men, so made me asexual to ensure I'd never fuck them.
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