Do vagina's smell?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
I just got a free round of shots. Don't you DARE fuckin tell me that A-cup boobs can't get you good things.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
