can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
she refused to get out of the dog cage till we sang "be our guest" to her.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
doc says my ankle might be broken, they're going to do xrays. He asked me what happened and I told him if he could find out that would be great.
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