Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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