My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
my underwear are soaked with white zifandel yet i have continued to wear them despite the fact im at home
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
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My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
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I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
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