420 ftw
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
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So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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