doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
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he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
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You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
Hey, dude, is Kevin still passed out on your porch?
Yeah. I'm gonna go leave a pitcher of bloody mary next to him in case he's still alive.
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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