Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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