Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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