Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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