With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
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I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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