I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Sorry if I'm being weird. I'm dipping doritos in cabernet.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
Randomize
