i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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