she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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