and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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