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Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
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Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Like its not even midnight and I've already had enough of her for all of 2015
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
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