READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up wearing my panties and an eyelash, soo I'd say your birthday was a success.
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Randomize
