Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
Sorry for all the texts. I got wasted and woke up at the foot of a staircase. From what I can gather, I fell down it.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He kept spinning my wedding ring like thanks buddy I remember
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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