Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
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