Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
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Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
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I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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