Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I told him we couldn't have sex because I was ovulating and "I come from fertile people."
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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