if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
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