Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
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you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
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"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Realization: many of my behaviors would lead to me being stoned to death in a lot of foreign countries. God bless America.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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