I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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