It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
drunk lawn darts. Let's test the homeowners policy
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It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
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I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
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