So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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