An alarm set every 45 minutes saying "FATTY" and one every afternoon saying "CASPER" every day until spring break is a foolproof plan to being bikini ready
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
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This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
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Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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