we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Didn't know where your dishes went. Put em in the bathtub. They're stacked taller than you. It's like modern art.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
well you did quote socrates while playing beer pong and then proceeded to fall down
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