She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I seriously don't understand how you keep getting laid.
Because I'm like the spider of false hope. I spin elaborate tales and snare them in my web of utter disappointment. They soon realize their mistake, but by then it's too late.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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