is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
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its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
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Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
There's wax on my nightstand, my sheets look like Christmas, and my vagina feels like it got into a fight. All signs of a good night
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