Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
in the event i get tipsy, my nipples are your responsibility
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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