i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Going to the hospital for stitches on my balls. Mom walked in on me manscaping with an electric razor. Tell NOBODY.
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If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Houston, we have a squirter
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
I'm almost too hungover to function. Got into the wrong car by mistake. there was a rotweiler in it. Thank god he was more confused than i was for a minute.
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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