Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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