We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
What should our trivia night team be named?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
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Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Warning: at some point today you will probably see several pics of me 69-ing a blow up turtle show up on facebook. Just disregard them.
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
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Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
he BROKE his KNEE while we were getting it on, called 911 and the ambulance that showed up contained two paramedics, ONE WAS HIS FUCKING SISTER!!! HOW IS THIS MY LIFE?!?!?!
Poor life choices...?
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality