the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
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i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
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I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
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