can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
