I like bacon cheeseburgers and the pussycat dolls
Does that mean you want me to loosen up your buttons at carls jr?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
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